my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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