She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
im on a boat
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