Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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