Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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