I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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