you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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