i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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