I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
