some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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