i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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