Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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