if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I have post one night stand depression
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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