She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
ok first of all what the fuck
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