Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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