The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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