Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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