I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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