is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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