We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes