i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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