Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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