We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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