considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
you never un-have a 4some
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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