You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you mean i was at the winter classic?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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