Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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