found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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