I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
