That's intense
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Let's get the cat blown out
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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