Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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