If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
How does one acquire holy water?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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