so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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