Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
