No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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