i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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