u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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