Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
They have beer where we have blood.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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