It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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