It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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