Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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