Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
How's work?
Spinning.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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