we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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