: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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