the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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