hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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