I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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