I'm really into asian looking animals
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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