in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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