we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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