she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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