everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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