did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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