I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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