It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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