IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize