i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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